A Humorous Take on Windows 10 and backwards ( all the way to Windows 3.1)
Forbes recently reported that Windows 10 continues to be a danger zone ( https://www.forbes.com/sites/gordonkelly/2019/07/06/microsoft-windows-10-upgrade-vpn-warning-upgrade-windows/#21c1d8a553d5 ).
Forbes also reported that problems have been piling up in recent weeks ( https://www.forbes.com/sites/gordonkelly/2019/06/08/microsoft-windows-10-upgrade-update-security-problem-warning-cost-windows-10-home/#1079f59a6dd4).
Windows always had problems. People say Windows is outdated. So how outdated is it ? Let us say it is one below in terms of dating back.
1. Antiquated
2. Antediluvian
3. Medieval
4. Anachronistic
So which one is it ?
Antediluvian ?
Forbes recently reported that Windows 10 continues to be a danger zone ( https://www.forbes.com/sites/gordonkelly/2019/07/06/microsoft-windows-10-upgrade-vpn-warning-upgrade-windows/#21c1d8a553d5 ).
Forbes also reported that problems have been piling up in recent weeks ( https://www.forbes.com/sites/gordonkelly/2019/06/08/microsoft-windows-10-upgrade-update-security-problem-warning-cost-windows-10-home/#1079f59a6dd4).
Windows always had problems. People say Windows is outdated. So how outdated is it ? Let us say it is one below in terms of dating back.
1. Antiquated
2. Antediluvian
3. Medieval
4. Anachronistic
So which one is it ?
Antiquated ?
Certainly not ! Forget 50 years from now, even 500 years from now, a Windows OS Compact Disk or DVD will not become an antique ! Even collectors from a lower intelligence species from another galaxy will not take that chance.
Antediluvian ?
Before the deluge ? Had Windows been created before the deluge, the deluge would have gobbled up every desktop, tablet and smartphone on the planet running Windows.
Medieval ?
No again. Even the devil's workshop in those days wouldn't have a pirated version of this operating system that was created in hell.
Anachronistic ?
Yes. If you time travel and read the future edition of the book World Famous Mysteries, it looks like Windows will be the monopoly OS product of the mobile, IoT, server and desktop market by 2048 AD (2 ^ 12 -> 2 to the power of 12). One may ask how can such a pathetic product rule the future. Forget me, I am not sure if even Satan can rationalise this act of destiny. But then how is the Future (Windows) Present in the Past (Today) ? Well, seems like the imps at Microsoft created the devil's baby ahead of it's time !